What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 03:09

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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